*Custom Request*

Times are tough and unfortunately the company has to make cuts. Your department, made entirely of tiny women, has been laid off. One by one, I’ve brought you all into My office and given you the news. You’re the last one on My list that I have to speak with. As I loom over you, I confess. I’m a bit too lazy to do all that paperwork, so I came up with a way to make it easier on Me. Why would I waste My precious time when I could just eat you all? Technically you’re not employees anymore, so you’re free game. I eat tinies outside of work all the time, you all are n... Show more