*Custom Request*
My new sandals are enchanting, charming and delicate but looks can be deceiving. They are not gentle footwear where I am wearing them. They are dangerous. Any and all tiny men should be deeply fearful of them. They allow for a perfect view of my feet as I am crushing and stomping shrunken men. I make sure to show one tiny man in particular exactly how lethal my sandals can be. Brutal, thunderous stomping breaks his bones and his spirit until he is nearly a puddle on the ground. All this vigorous stomping wears me out and makes my feet sweaty. I slip off my sandals and t... Show more