It's always fun having you around to humiliate and tease. That's why you were invited to My birthday. It's a shame that you're so dumb that you chose the worst gag gift ever. I'm not pleased, but I'll make sure you make it up to Me. Before the party even started, My boyfriend and I had a good time together. He was nice enough to leave you a party favor: His fat load in Our used condom. I hope you like extra frosting on your cake, because each forkful you take will be covered in My boyfriend's cum. Eat it up! It is My big day after all and you're My birthday cuck!