As your doctor it is My responsibility to monitor your health and it has come to My attention that you have developed tendencies that exhibit addiction. This is quite concerning and I encourage you to seek help. How many hours a day do you spend masturbating? How often do you watch porn? What kind of porn do you watch? The answers to these questions only solidify My suspicions. You have a raging addiction to porn. Fortunately for you, you are in good hands. I specialize in porn addiction and curate exceptional treatment plans. Though, My methods are a bit unconventional and perhaps even co...

As your doctor it is My responsibility to monitor your health and it has come to My attention that you have developed tendencies that exhibit addiction. This is quite concerning and I encourage you to seek help. How many hours a day do you spend masturbating? How often do you watch porn? What kind of porn do you watch? The answers to these questions only solidify My suspicions. You have a raging addiction to porn. Fortunately for you, you are in good hands. I specialize in porn addiction and curate exceptional treatment plans. Though, My methods are a bit unconventional and perhaps even considered controversial. In your case, I am certain the cure is premature ejaculation. There will be no need to waste time stroking yourself for hours when you only need one or two pumps to reach climax. To begin treatment, you will expose yourself in front of Me and demonstrate your sexual habits. Disregard any feelings of shyness or embarrassment for masturbating in front of your healthcare provider. I must observe everything. I will set a timer for a minute or so to begin training you to quicken your ejaculation time. I am not disappointed nor am I surprised that it will take repeated appointments to achieve your cure. I expect you to return to My office everyday to repeat this training until you are rid of your porn addiction all together. I have set rules and tools that I may use on you to ensure you progress and don’t worsen your condition. You can trust Me, I am your doctor.

Warning: Penectomies should only be considered a last resort cure for porn addiction!