My feet are perfect and you are unworthy to view them. Let this be a generous reminder of your place. A flawed individual like you is below Me. You are dumb, weak and pathetically desperate for My attention.

If you're not too stupid, you may learn something and develop a deeper appreciation for My feet. My pretty toes and sexy soles no longer just turn you on. See them for what they are: An idol you must worship. Without them, your life is meaningless.