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I’m pleased to have a moment alone with you. I saw you across the room and noticed you looking at Me. Are you impressed with My costume or something? These fangs are incredibly realistic and feel crazy sharp. Care to be nibbled? Yes, silly. I’m hitting on you! Now give Me that neck and feel My fangs. Don’t be shocked if you can’t move once My teeth sink into your sensitive skin. There’s a reason why My vampire costume is so spot on. I’m truly a creature of the night! My paralyzing bite has made you easy prey. Unlike the movies you've seen, I won’t drain you dry. ...

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I’m pleased to have a moment alone with you. I saw you across the room and noticed you looking at Me. Are you impressed with My costume or something? These fangs are incredibly realistic and feel crazy sharp. Care to be nibbled? Yes, silly. I’m hitting on you! Now give Me that neck and feel My fangs. Don’t be shocked if you can’t move once My teeth sink into your sensitive skin. There’s a reason why My vampire costume is so spot on. I’m truly a creature of the night! My paralyzing bite has made you easy prey. Unlike the movies you've seen, I won’t drain you dry. I’ll simply swallow you whole. It is the most effective way to consume all your nutrients. You’re such a big dummy to follow a strange Woman to a secluded location. Now you’re digesting inside Me while I return to the Halloween party. No one will save you, no one will hear you scream over the music and if they do they'll think it is part of the spooky soundtrack. I love tormenting My meals and you’ll be perfect fuel for a long night of dancing. Wobbling and bouncing to the beat with a bloated belly is too much fun. I think I’ll just dance all night long. A sloshing, disorienting digestion awaits you! Happy Halloween.

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