A 10 ounce bottle of the new "revolutionary" acme Lube sells for 3.00 US. It is non stickily and odorless and supposed to be the best on the market. One thing is certain. It comes with a great warranty which states "If you are unhappy with our product simply return it in person at any of our 1,000 worldwide locations for a free live person jerking. This unhappy customer showed up at acme's NYC office with his near empty bottle of lube and warranty in hand. "May I help you sir?" acme spokesperson Kerrianne asks... "yes mam, I purchased your product for 3 dollars and the warranty states that ...

A 10 ounce bottle of the new "revolutionary" acme Lube sells for 3.00 US. It is non stickily and odorless and supposed to be the best on the market. One thing is certain. It comes with a great warranty which states "If you are unhappy with our product simply return it in person at any of our 1,000 worldwide locations for a free live person jerking. This unhappy customer showed up at acme's NYC office with his near empty bottle of lube and warranty in hand. "May I help you sir?" acme spokesperson Kerrianne asks... "yes mam, I purchased your product for 3 dollars and the warranty states that if I am unhappy with the product I can return it and get a free handjob". "That's correct sir, May I see your warranty please?" He hands it over and Kerrianne who stands at 5'7" and is 128 lbs of tight black PERFECTION decked out in white lingerie thong and bra and wearing 4" pumps inspects it to make sure its an original and everything seems to be in order. "Ok sir please step inside so I may remove your pants" Kerrianne takes off his pants and the boy is hard already. "Wow! your cock is all ready for me" she says "Well I had no idea you were going to be so hot looking!" "Would you like me to jerk you off with one hand or 2?" "both would be nice!" "Gloves or bare hands?" "Both would be nice!" Kerrianne proceeds to jerk the boy off till he explodes a huge blast of cum in the air! Another satisfied customer of acme Lube inc.