Welcome to The Church of Holo! I can tell it's your first time here; We are so happy to have you. Today is a WONDERFUL day to join Us- There is a new message to share and you will be the first to hear it's glorious word! Fall to your knees and offer forth your prayer to The Altar of Perfection: My ASS! Yes, My Ass owns your soul now... Holo is your one true GOD and you want to give yourself over completely. This is the place to do it... kneeling and praying, promising yourself heart and soul to the Church. The faithful will be rewarded and you swear to be the MOST faithful... worshipping Holo'...

Welcome to The Church of Holo! I can tell it's your first time here; We are so happy to have you. Today is a WONDERFUL day to join Us- There is a new message to share and you will be the first to hear it's glorious word! Fall to your knees and offer forth your prayer to The Altar of Perfection: My ASS! Yes, My Ass owns your soul now... Holo is your one true GOD and you want to give yourself over completely. This is the place to do it... kneeling and praying, promising yourself heart and soul to the Church. The faithful will be rewarded and you swear to be the MOST faithful... worshipping Holo's GODLY ass as the holy words wash over you. AMEN!