What a terrible day!!! All I wanted to do was run to the store in the company truck and get some chili for my hotdogs!! The first awful thing that happened, it started raining so knowing I shouldn't wear my favorite old worn out black flip flops since they are so thin on the bottom and slippery I did anyway. The truck was behind my car so I said ok I will drive it and this will be quick! WRONG ANSWER!! I drive to the store just fine, go inside and immediately slide on the floor from the slippery rain on my shoes but ok I survive and come back and the truck will NOT START!!! OMG it's HOT and I ...

What a terrible day!!! All I wanted to do was run to the store in the company truck and get some chili for my hotdogs!! The first awful thing that happened, it started raining so knowing I shouldn't wear my favorite old worn out black flip flops since they are so thin on the bottom and slippery I did anyway. The truck was behind my car so I said ok I will drive it and this will be quick! WRONG ANSWER!! I drive to the store just fine, go inside and immediately slide on the floor from the slippery rain on my shoes but ok I survive and come back and the truck will NOT START!!! OMG it's HOT and I am PUMPING MY TOESS OFF to get the thing to start!! It won't so I pump and pump and pump but NOTHING!!!!! You will here me get into the truck start it and it turn over but will not crank. You hear me PUMPING AS FAST AS MY CANDITOESS WILL GO but nothing!! I hold down the gas peddle thinking ok this will work but nope nothing!! So you will hear me stop and take the keys out and with disgust say "WOW". So I end up sitting there an hour waiting for someone to come so I needed something to help me forget it was SOOOOOO HOT and I was SOOOOOOOO SWEATY not to mention SOOOOOO MAD!!! My thought went to YOU and I immediately decided to just relax my sweaty, stinky, CANDITOESS and just play around with my favorite black flipflops and admire my FRENCH PEDICURE!! That is the best medicine I can think of so my ingredients for a broke down truck.....PUMPING, SWEATING, STINKY, FANTASIZE, YOU, RELAX!!! Works EVERYTIME!!!!!!