Seeing someone like me being best friends with your wife is so hard, huh? You're always seeing me in these skimpy outfits that are obviously worn to make you stare... And all you can think about is how you wish you would've ended up with me instead. When you stare at me, everything else is a blur and the room is silent. It seems as if the world stops when you stare at me while I look at myself in the mirror and slightly bend over to see how much off my ass doesn't fit in these short shorts. I see you staring at me, I look directly at you and flirtatiously smile because I knew I could use my... Show more