Welcome to your final session of marriage counseling. Today's meeting will be a lot different than what we've been doing in previous sessions with both you AND your wife. Today, however, it's absolutely necessary that I meet with you ALONE. Today is all about YOUR therapy.

...So why don't we start with some confession time. Is there anything you want to tell me now that your wife isn't in the room? Because I know you've been sweating bullets every time you come here and sit across from me. Just admit it. You're attracted to your marriage counselor. And the ironic thing is, I could ...

Welcome to your final session of marriage counseling. Today's meeting will be a lot different than what we've been doing in previous sessions with both you AND your wife. Today, however, it's absolutely necessary that I meet with you ALONE. Today is all about YOUR therapy.

...So why don't we start with some confession time. Is there anything you want to tell me now that your wife isn't in the room? Because I know you've been sweating bullets every time you come here and sit across from me. Just admit it. You're attracted to your marriage counselor. And the ironic thing is, I could DESTROY your marriage at any given moment.. But that's exactly what we're going to work on. You need to learn some MAJOR self control. We're going to do a few different phases of sort of shock therapy. I say "shock therapy" because you're going to be extremely uncomfortable. I'm going to be pushing your limits, you'll be following my instructions, and each time, you'll be getting one step closer to having that leaky, cheating penis under control.

It's time that penis was locked up for a few weeks. And every time you step into my office for our one-on-one sessions, you'll endure this SHOCK therapy I have planned for you. It's going to be so hard for you to watch me do and say these things while you're frustrated and horny and watching your hot fantasy unfold, not being able to do anything about it.

You wouldn't want your wife finding out about your lust for me... so you better do as I say and learn to LOVE that metal cage.