Letting me stay in your house while your family is away was pretty dumb.. especially when you're keeping secrets.

You dirty little liar..... I found some evidence that your wallet is quite bigger than what you lead on. I've been digging around in your office only to find some BEAUTIFUL digits in your savings and 401K accounts. I want what I deserve and I want it in a week. I want a 4 digit apology.

You wouldn't want your wife finding a very incriminating video on your family computer, would you? No. So now is not the time to be stupid and play games, I'm in charge and tha...

Letting me stay in your house while your family is away was pretty dumb.. especially when you're keeping secrets.

You dirty little liar..... I found some evidence that your wallet is quite bigger than what you lead on. I've been digging around in your office only to find some BEAUTIFUL digits in your savings and 401K accounts. I want what I deserve and I want it in a week. I want a 4 digit apology.

You wouldn't want your wife finding a very incriminating video on your family computer, would you? No. So now is not the time to be stupid and play games, I'm in charge and that wallet is mine completely. You better pay up, or else.. There's SO much I could do. I have so much dirt on your cheater ass.. Hell, I could just stay here until your wife gets home and let her walk in on me sprawled-out on your couch, no panties, and tell her all about you and your dirty addiction to someone half her age and infinitely more beautiful. She'd be irate and take you for every penny you have, just like I do.

Tick tock, married man.... soon you may not be married anymore- PAY UP!