Oh! Welcome back! I'm happy to report that we've already seen gains on your original investments. Congratulations! You get to worship Princess Ass. There is a lot of cheekage to worship here. You know, I would encourage you to tribute another 20; it'll really help your portfolio grow. You see these little ties on my bikini bottoms? Sometimes these ties become undone, with the right amount of tributes. But don't worry, the Princess Brokerage never invests more than you can handle. That'll be further down the line, waaay further...

Oh! Welcome back! I'm happy to report that we've already seen gains on your original investments. Congratulations! You get to worship Princess Ass. There is a lot of cheekage to worship here. You know, I would encourage you to tribute another 20; it'll really help your portfolio grow. You see these little ties on my bikini bottoms? Sometimes these ties become undone, with the right amount of tributes. But don't worry, the Princess Brokerage never invests more than you can handle. That'll be further down the line, waaay further...