I was wearing my TIGHT LEATHER PANTS and just PAMPERING myself when the doorbell rang. I went to see who it was - It was one of my LOYAL PAYPIGS - he had driven all the way from SCOTLAND to LONDON to HAND OVER HIS SAVINGS! Yes, he had driven a few hundred miles all day just to make me happy. This money was being saved for a romantic holiday for his girlfriend, but he felt compelled to deliver it to me instead. Good PAYPIG! I didn't offer him a drink or use of the restroom, I just took the CASH and waited for HIM TO THANK ME for TAKING HIS MONEY and then he left. My PAY PIGS know their place... Show more