Happy Step-Mother's Day to Me. No, I'm not just saying that so you'll celebrate another holiday with me. The real reason we're celebrating is because we both know I'm just like a step-mother to you. You probably already know how much you've opened up to me over the last few weeks. Think about all those wants, secrets, and dreams you've shared. I don't know if you've realized but you're lost with out my guidance, just like a step-mother.