On this particular morning, I woke up feeling refreshed and ready to dress to impress at the office. I wore my black dress slacks and blazer with a bright white top underneath. After getting dressed, I slipped my fishnet covered feet into my loafers as I prepared to leave the house. On my walk to work, I accidentally stepped in a pile of something on the floor I felt the bottom of my shoe to figure out what I'd stepped in, and whatever it was got all over my fingers too so freakin' disgusting. I tried my best to remove the sloppy, sticky substance from my shoes but the mess kept spreading. ... Show more