The word around town is you have a slight problem with touching yourself. You are doing it right now as you read this, aren't you? Well, I have something to tell you and I don't really care if you like it or not. You wanna jerk your stupid cock? Well then I suggest you follow orders on what to do with the cleanup. You waste too many tissues when you are done doing the deed, so I have better plans on what to do with that fat load you can't stop spurting out.