I know you think your wife is ugly, boring, and just doesn't do it for you anymore...but my feet do. You are going to stroke yourself stupid and forget all about her. You're going to inhale the sweet stench of my dirty socks and say, "fuck her" as you stroke into oblivion. I am so pretty, demanding, and you're addicted to the feeling I give you, the feeling my feet give you. We both know you would rather stroke to my feet than fuck her, and that's exactly what you're going to do.