We have been roommates for quite some time now and we have noticed a few things about you, or at least what you're not trying to do with us. Today you left home and we decided it was in everyone's best interest to go snooping through your room and goodness, we hit the jackpot. Now we understand why you have been acting the way that you have towards us!! You're clearly gay as fuck and we are honestly so happy that we went snooping on you. Now, we have something we want you to do... are you ready?

We have been roommates for quite some time now and we have noticed a few things about you, or at least what you're not trying to do with us. Today you left home and we decided it was in everyone's best interest to go snooping through your room and goodness, we hit the jackpot. Now we understand why you have been acting the way that you have towards us!! You're clearly gay as fuck and we are honestly so happy that we went snooping on you. Now, we have something we want you to do... are you ready?