Life has become a bore, you hate the woman you married but let's be honest, she hates you too. You've already started living a lonely life, failing at every relationship, including this one. You've stopped spending time with anyone other than your own fist. You've become addicted to ruining your marriage slowly but surely, gooning away all of your pride, money, and brain cells. It is time to go ahead and get rid of her once and for all and start living life for, well, me. I know you hate waking up every day questioning your life, how it got this way, how lost you are but I am here to show y...

Life has become a bore, you hate the woman you married but let's be honest, she hates you too. You've already started living a lonely life, failing at every relationship, including this one. You've stopped spending time with anyone other than your own fist. You've become addicted to ruining your marriage slowly but surely, gooning away all of your pride, money, and brain cells. It is time to go ahead and get rid of her once and for all and start living life for, well, me. I know you hate waking up every day questioning your life, how it got this way, how lost you are but I am here to show you that you can have a purpose. That purpose is serving me and my feet. The grass IS greener with Miss Ginger.