You've decided to answer and ad and become my new room mate. I know you thought you would be moving in with me, getting to hang out, maybe even fuck me a time or two? Unfortunately, you are wrong. So wrong in fact that you are now going to come to terms with the fact that I took advantage of your stupidity. You signed the roommate agreement and you didn't even read it, at least not fully. Now, because you signed that piece of paper, I own you and I am going to turn you into my absolute bitch!