We have been in a relationship for a while now but I have secretly been cheating on you behind your back. To make it worse, I have been cheating for pretty much the duration of our relationship.

I sit you down after you've gotten home from work to spill the news to you. U am slightly taken back by your response, but I then propose an even better idea!

Get ready for a twist and a turn you did not expect. I may be cheating on you, but I am about to fuck your mind all of the way up! Get your cock ready to stroke to the news!