I have been watching you from afar and thought you were cute, yet something felt off. I have not seen you with any women or even try to talk to any either. Then, I started looking a little closer and realized that you were checking people out, just not women. So, I have a question to ask you and I am just going to be blunt about it.

By the way, I am fairly certain that I already know the answer to my question so I have brought you a gift, a task and something else entirely to look forward to later. I have a feeling we are about to become the best of friends.

I have been watching you from afar and thought you were cute, yet something felt off. I have not seen you with any women or even try to talk to any either. Then, I started looking a little closer and realized that you were checking people out, just not women. So, I have a question to ask you and I am just going to be blunt about it.

By the way, I am fairly certain that I already know the answer to my question so I have brought you a gift, a task and something else entirely to look forward to later. I have a feeling we are about to become the best of friends.