Your love for a woman's body is immeasurable. You get weak in the knees, dizzy in the head, and loose with your wallet when you see a woman such as myself.

I can see why you feel this way around women, because we are delicate and admirable creatures. Women were meant to be served, adored, and worshipped. I want you to put everything down, including your pants.

Drop them where you stand. Now, put this clip in your cart, have a seat, and enjoy the ride.