This year has been a crazy one and your antics during Christmas break have followed suit. You have managed to fall out of line and into a few bad habits, which I will not tolerate.

I have decided to bless you with the ultimate Christmas gift this year, and that is relinquished control. You see, when you are in control, you make stupid decisions. You have fallen out of touch, you have gotten sloppy with your daily habits, and you have been slipping just a little too much for my preferences. I simply cannot have that!

So, your gift this year is going to not only you happy, b... Show more