We met out at the bar and I thought you were cute so I have decided to bring you home to fuck. We get home and I start to undo your belt, then your zipper on your pants, only to reveal your tiny penis. Now what exactly am I supposed to do with that?!!

Well, since we clearly aren't fucking because you couldn't even get the tip in with that poor excuse for a dick, you are now going to be my slave toy. Sure, you can watch as other men get what you never will.. it will be fun!