Wow, last night was wild. I haven't partied like that in a while, and it was so nice of you to let me crash on your couch. I'm usually the pong champion but you totally kicked my ass. I guess pulling my tits out and trying to distract you wasn't very effective. I know we placed a bet on that game, but with all the chaos I never got a chance to fulfill my end of the bargain. I start to slowly undress unaware that I'm in for a very small surprise.