When I was first approached to go on this blind date with you I was very hesitant. It's not really my thing, but I have been pleasantly surprised. Would you be interested in coming back to my place? You are? Great, come with me! We get back to my place and although I'm not usually the kind of girl that fucks on the first date, I'm really into you. You are naked except for a towel and I playfully pull it off of you. OH MY GOD what is that? Is that it? And that's hard? That is the most pathetic thing I have ever seen. This is exactly why I don't go on blind dates. Read more about this clip on my... Show more