Newsflash... My name is Theodora, and my name day is on March 11th! I am sure we both agree on the fact that I am much sexier than this Irish old man dressed in green, and that you honestly don't give a fuck about St Patrick. So, this month, let's celebrate St Theodora's day together... Let me mesmerize you into tributing me that of gold I so deserve on -my- lucky day...