OMG. I never thought this would happen, ever. You won’t believe the number that it shows on the scale! I’m honestly the most shocked I have ever been...I’ve gained so much weight, how did I get to be so big and fat and heavy?! Come watch me step on the scale (after feeling the wicked effects of weight gain all over my body) only to discover that I’m the biggest, the fattest, the heaviest that I’ve ever been! Can you take a guess at what I weigh now? ;)