I just finished eating almost an entire pizza, and my belly is SO full. It's firm and feels expanded and bloated, and I'm feeling stuffed full and profoundly heavy. But you know what would be really naughty, gluttonous and sexy? If I drank some soda on top of my already full belly. Not only would it make me feel even MORE full and would push and expand my belly even more, but it would also bring forth so many wicked, fat-girl burps...

After chugging down some soda and burping like a bursting fat-girl, I get on all fours and cannot stop moaning about how full I am...