I’m the fattest, hottest, meanest girl in high school. You’ve been crushing on me for years, knowing that you could never, ever get a girl like me. One day, you happen to be invited to the same after-school party, where I happen to catch you staring at me...sigh, so pathetic...

On Wednesdays we wear pink, and you can’t sit with me.
This mean-girl, make humiliation video is for those who love it when I’m a Bitch...