After my boyfriend broke up with me for getting fat, instead of losing weight to get him back, I've decided to gain as much weight and get as fat as I can to shock him and awe him. The holidays are the perfect time for this, all the holiday food like cookies and cakes, chocolate and ice cream, and one of my favourite holiday drinks: eggnog. Eggnog is SO fattening and full of calories, it's the perfect thing to drink to fatten me right up. Why don't I just drink this entire carton and show up my growing fat body?