Someone said to me that they didn't believe I could do yoga like I used to now that I am so much bigger than I used to be...well, I'll show them! I begin to do my yoga, but oh...what a struggle it is! I cannot balance this weight like I used to, and I'm getting so tired so quickly! It doesn't take long before I think screw it, I'm no longer good at yoga...but I AM good at being a big fat girl...

With that, I go and get myself a nice cake to eat all to myself. I begin eating it like a lady, but my hunger and voraciousness soon takes over, and I end up eating the cake on all fours, s... Show more