Maria was very excited to start her first day at her dream job, working as a congressional intern in the US Capitol. But on that fateful day, January 6th 2021, her excitement quickly turned to terror as the Capitol building was invaded by domestic terrorists. One of the terrorists, a wild shirtless Viking man named, The Shaman approached Maria. After a brief discussion, Maria decides that the only way to stop this evil terrorist and protect democracy is to sacrifice herself by offering her body to The Shaman. she strips in front of him and then kneels before his crotch.

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