Step-Mommy and I have a confession to make, we always hated you. She just married you for your money and you were stupid enough to fall for it. You trusted her so much, you even changed your will to include her in it, step-mommy gets EVERYTHING. But that wasn't your biggest mistake, no, you see step-daddy, your biggest mistake was making her your power of attorney.

As soon as you did that, step-mommy and I rushed to the insurance company and TRIPLED your life insurance. It sure would be a shame if anything were to happen to you. Right, step-daddy?