All you are is a lonely little beta. While you've tried to accept your fate, it's hard to suppress the part of you who has always dreamed of being a true Alpha Male. What if I told you I had the solution to all your problems? All you have to do is goon your absolute brains out, pushing yourself harder than you've ever gone before. If you really want to be an Alpha then you'd be willing to try anything, even if it means pumping your goon stick until you're just a dumb, dripping little mess. Huh? You're still beta? I guess you'll just need to keep on pumping then!