Your pathetic excuse of a "dick" has always been bothersome to you. It's always been extremely tiny, and you have always wished it would grow. Well guess what, it never did. Now you can't even fit your dick inside the palm of your hand, its just too small. How do you even stroke that thing? Well, I have some simple solutions for you to drain your disgusting load, that still maintain your level of mediocre pleasure that you truly deserve.