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How could "simp" be an insult when it just feels so good? You were always meant to be a pathetically obsessed beta, and simp is the perfect word to describe what you are! Your desperate obsession with hot internet girls who will never care about you is all you have left. Stroking to My content, sending your paychecks over, all in hopes of getting even a shred of My attention. Who cares if being called a simp is an insult when it feels so right!