I think you're a disguting, pathetic human, but you paid me... so I'm here. You see, I'm sipping my super fatty full milk latte so I get really bloated and gassy, just how you like it. A hot girl like me would never pay attention to someone like you, but it just so happens you'reinfatuated by my flatulence. The stinkier the fart, the hornier you are. You're in luck that I have the most rank silent but life-extinguishing farts. You can't hear them, but you can smell them. I describe each fart, and allow you get close smells as I give you all the most putrid smelling gasses. I don't even like sm... Show more