Here's the deal, elves have been working too long in less than pleasurable working conditions. So as head elf, I've taken matter into my own hands. I've tied Santa (POV) and when he awakens we begin our chat. We will be getting credit, weekends off and vacation time... or else. Clearly I'm not being taken seriously and met with excuses, so we start with the feather tickling. It doesn't seem to do the trick though, So I move on to the next thing I didn't want to have to do. The flog from Ms. Claus' naughty drawer comes out, and we start talking with that. Surely, you'll agree to the demands,... Show more