I'm bored with humans, and decide I need to practice my transformation magic on one- lucky you! zap you right into a nice hairbrush to use for brushing out my long, dark hair.
I like seeing if you can feel things while transformed into a brush- can you feel me pulling you through strands of my hair? does it tickle, itch or cause pain? I spank you against my hand, squeeze the bristles, and marvel at how it must feel to be a sentient hairbrush.

After I've had my fun, I turn you back into a human to interview you accordingly. I want to know everything.