I got a fresh pedicure today, and as a good foot boy, I know you're dying to see it. But, me being me, I went on a nice long hike and I'm going to make you earn it. You'll have to look at my sweaty socks from my hike before I unveil my beautiful new nails. And then, you'll be teased with my new polish and unallowed to stroke. As you see the shiny new color, I can tell you're dying to stroke while seeing my gorgeous feet. I tease you with the new soft skin from my pedicure and the way the arches look so fresh and smooth. I think before you can worship them I deserve a nice, long foot massage.