Everything you do should be for me, so you don't need things to make your life cushy. All the cash and cards you got are for me, because I exist. My life makes your life better and so you need to give me the money I deserve for gracing this world with my presence. Your extras are mine. I'm so nice asking for the extras alone. I'm not like others asking you to struggle to give me money, no all you do is give me everything that is over your regular budget. What a gracious Goddess I am.