Holiday insomnia has me up watching infomercials, and something caught my eye. A female robot! What a great last minute gift it would be, to buy a robot for someone, right?! Nah. I want it for myself actually. I deserve to splurge on myself this year. Wow this one is so much better than a “realdoll”. She isn’t just for sex. She’s programmed to walk about, have conversations and bond with whomever buys her. Oh cool, she’s demonstrating helping with the chores and cleaning the house! Woah! She’s going on sale temporarily!? This has got to be a sign! Hey man, I gotta hang up and order this thi...

Holiday insomnia has me up watching infomercials, and something caught my eye. A female robot! What a great last minute gift it would be, to buy a robot for someone, right?! Nah. I want it for myself actually. I deserve to splurge on myself this year. Wow this one is so much better than a “realdoll”. She isn’t just for sex. She’s programmed to walk about, have conversations and bond with whomever buys her. Oh cool, she’s demonstrating helping with the chores and cleaning the house! Woah! She’s going on sale temporarily!? This has got to be a sign! Hey man, I gotta hang up and order this thing. I suggest you act now! Go to channel 2 and watch the advert for the Vanya model companion Fembot and get in on this deal, too! Happy Holidays!