*Custom clip, the name Timmy is used

Since you have no chance of ever finding a girlfriend, I decided to find someone to fill that void for you. I found the perfect match, my old sneakers! I wanted to do something nice for you, since you'll never be able to get anyone else.

They may be old, worn out, dirty sneakers, but your new girlfriend is still out of your league. So you better act accordingly, and treat my sneakers with the utmost respect and love. You don't want to get dumped by a pair of sneakers, right? How embarrassing!