You are on a blind date with a beautiful woman, in a busy restaurant. As you engage in small talk, your date starts sniffing, saying that she can smell something awful. You keep quiet.

After complaining of a foul odor, your date figures out that you are wearing a diaper! What, are you some kind of adult diaper lover? Your date laughs at you, and soon the whole restaurant is laughing at you. Wallowing in your messy diaper, your date continues to humiliate you.

*Gender neutral.