Your girlfriend wants to celebrate your upcoming anniversary. She tells you she wants to tie you up in a chair, and strip down, before giving you a lap dance.

Once she has you tied up, she reveals the truth that she has found out about you cheating on her. This isn't about celebrating your anniversary, this is about revenge!

Your girlfriend tells you she is going to punish you by farting in your face! Over and over, until you can no longer breathe. So long, sucker.