We need to talk. I was on the computer the other day, when I came across a mysteriously marked folder, and my curiosity got the better of me. What I found was pretty disgusting, I must say. I found your porn.

Not just any porn, but....T0ilet Fetish porn?! Are you some kind of freak?? I can't believe my boyfriend is into the idea of being a t0ilet slave. You're into some nasty stuff.

So what, you want me to take a dump on your chest? P** in your mouth, or something? Ugh, you are a dirty perv, aren't you? I guess as long as it's just porn, I can get around that.