My dear slave, I have something to discuss with you. I think you are ready to enter into a new chapter of your servitude to me.

I know you long to be close to me. As of now, you are only permitted to kissing my feet, but that is about to change. We are about to become very close, my slave.

It's come to my attention that I spend far too much money on expensive toilet paper every year, and that doesn't sit well with me. I've come to the conclusion that I must eliminate all use of toilet paper, and use something of a renewable resource. You. More specifically, your tongue.

Yes, you will now be using your slave tongue to clean my most sacred areas after I've used the toilet. Don't worry, you'll grow accustomed to the taste. You'll come to yearn for cleaning me in time. I want your eager tongue to clean up every speck of dirt from my divine body. There will be no objection to this daily task.

Under my guidance, you will be the best Human Toilet Paper I could imagine. Are you ready to start your next level of servitude?